05.04.18. The President, The Porn Star, and the Payoff

This week on Middle Theory, as “Rudolph” Giuliani takes the place as President Donald Trump’s new attorney, new questions arise in the continuing Robert Muller probe… will it ever end?

As we kick things off, we begin by looking at the Empire’s response to the celebratory “May Fourth” holiday, which is popularly associated with Star Wars. Are we being told the ENTIRE truth about the Rebel Alliance and their aims and objectives? Also, is the secretive order known as the Jedi actually a dangerous cult?

Elsewhere, a New Orleans man has been in prison since 2010 for a crime he wasn’t convicted of… we weigh the elements of this story before looking at Michelle Wolf’s controversial comedy routine at the 2018 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Realistically, did we expect that this would be anything BUT controversial?

Elsewhere, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says Iran has been covering up secret information about its nuclear program… but the broader question on our minds is whether Netanyahu’s dramatic presentation on this managed to convince President Trump to exit the Iran deal?

Finally, getting to the MID, we turn our focus to the current discussion of whether Robert Mueller may issue a subpoena for President Trump, and how this could spark a historic legal clash that could go right up to the Supreme Court. We examine all of these stories, as well as a bit of humorous “true crime” in the final minutes of this week’s edition of the MIDDLE THEORY podcast.

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7 Replies to “05.04.18. The President, The Porn Star, and the Payoff”

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    I joined yoga and they kicked me out after I put my partner in a choke hold…they claimed they taught balance…so I really laid in you know guys with balance are sterner stronger, well it turns out they really don’t teach balance what they do is teach imbalance, what they call enlightenment, in dog training school they call it playing dead…

  2. Martial arts has saved my life many times. Have you ever woke up in a strange place naked wearing a martial arts belt? You can use it for a T bar unless your a ninja, according to my first grade best friend they go Eunuch cause balls are a weakness to be over come…I think that ultimately was the deal breaker for me not to pursue the higher martial arts…I got to class they had my black belt hanging over a K-mart cutting board and a dull Sears kitchen knife even though it was only the matter of a single chop followed by a quick sawing action I decided brown belt was the plateau…

    How come all hieroglyphics have dudes in martial arts belts and yet no one points this out? Why it’s not a martial arts belt it’s ball lightning…that’s swamp ass, get to close to a heat source and spontaneous castration….can you guys do a show on spontaneous castration please…I know Micah’s other 10 shows are already all surrounding flaming flagellations…but their too skeptical…I want to believe in spontaneous castration…Stars Wars should add in some spontaneous castration by deep thought out intent, it’s the final step to becoming a Jedi Knight…Use the force. UUUUUUUUUUUggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh……..

  3. His lawyer runs his pointer finger up and down his lips as he blows out…pwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeee…Proving his innocence.

    They strapped him into the electric chair flipped the switch onto brain broil, once he was thoroughly cooked they cut of the power, all charges dropped…

    My ex girl friend got put into jail for male fraud…

    He went a broad for five years…we got into what I call a little gender bender for a while my sweet Esmaraldo. I still have the size fourteen glass slipper…

  4. This is why GOOD IS DUMB…And EVIL will always win…

    Evil is action…
    Good is a reaction…

    You can’t always win on sheer reaction and cannon fodder numbers, some times who shots first is always the last standing…

    “Do Something About It” the new game from Milkin Family

  5. How to do a TED talk…

    Find an exploitable medium people are ashamed to say they love

    Link it to a cultural wave on the way out so you can exploit change

    Come up with your own theory modelled on the book of Revelation

    Use the media 5 step program to redefining a thing by association

    Now pander to your audience…

    With white lies, cultural hang ups, and humanity a fraud you can prove anything…

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    With PC you can be pseudo relatable or your lonely life in your mother’s grease trap back…nothing lost…

  6. Impeach Trump? Is that where they put that gluey stuff on pubes with a popsicle stick…They can do it as a hair transplant intervention on live TV it would look something like the end of 2 Days In The Valley.

    Man that slam poetry break down mid show blows…who are these college cats kidding with all that drab verb scam…

  7. Feral Muler’s day out of his cage…staring Heath Felcher and Jake Drillinghole…

    My death metal band is called “Impeached With Fly Paper”

    I have been working on the sequel to Broke back mountain but Ang won’t return my calls…It’s set 40 years later staring Gene Hackman and Clint Eastwood…”I just can’t quit you. Punk.”

    Cut to moist sound effects

    Following in the footsteps of my mentor Tarantino, I spent an entire year writing/story boarding, the love scene… it’s going to make the Put on the Glasses scene in They Live seem like I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…Think the end of Head On meets Irreversible. With a big splash of the Broken Hearts Club, but with out the drab stereo typical sad finish, more with an ending like Killer Condom…the hero rides off in the sun set, Twink in the corner pocket…

    Ang just text back he says the studio really loves the script but could I re-write it as The Incredible Hulk and Wolverine…

    If you just believe your dreams, anything, everything is possible”’

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