The World’s Most Secret Society

Centuries ago, there was a wise Italian political philosopher and historian who managed to set a precedent with his writings that, according to many, remains unrivaled. It was a standard that would have profound influence our modern politics of today, as well as describe a brand of political action that is both unsavory, and a hellish necessity.

This man was Niccolò Machiavelli.

In the 1950s, political philosopher Leo Strauss wrote of the infamy–and necessity–of Machiavellian thought and action in modern politics, as well as the incredible influence this man has continued to have based on his contributions to philosophy:

“Machiavelli is the only political thinker whose name has come into common use for designating a kind of politics, which exists and will continue to exist independently of his influence, a politics guided exclusively by considerations of expediency, which uses all means, fair or foul, iron or poison, for achieving its ends – its end being the aggrandizement of one’s country or fatherland – but also using the fatherland in the service of the self-aggrandizement of the politician or statesman or one’s party.”

But what if there were more to what Machiavelli had managed to achieve in his lifetime? What if Machiavelli had possessed such incredible endowment in the gift of foresight that his visionary outlook bordered on the precognitive? And furthermore, having known the order in which the proverbial cards were likely to fall, what if Machiavelli had managed to establish an esoteric order, whereby the gifts of his labor might continue, even after his death?

The amazing truth is that he did all of these things… and he did them so well that he, Machiavelli himself, was the only one who managed to avail himself of the esoteric wisdom of what was no doubt destined to be THE WORLD’S MOST SECRET SOCIETY.

…That is, until now. 

Indeed, while many would assert that the Middle Theory show, its host, and its avid listeners garner their incredible knowledge and wisdom from alien beings that arrived in ancient times and brought technology to ancient people (whose descendants, along with most modern atheists, skeptical debunkers, and progressive liberals, would call those same gift-giving aliens racists today), the truth is that our immeasurable knowledge stems from Machiavelli himself, and a single aspect of his work that was kept so secret, and for so long, that literally no one knew anything about it, until today.

Middle Theory is only the tip of the ice berg. What truly exists beneath this madness is THE WORLD’S MOST SECRET SOCIETY, an organization so esoteric and clandestine that few who would be so lucky to study it would even recognize it for what it is: and rest assured, it is the ultimate source of knowledge: the meaning of life, the truth of the world, and the key to our place in the universe.

7 Replies to “The World’s Most Secret Society”

  1. (Muffled whispers floating on the very edge of hearing, snatches of half understood words, hinting at a meaning….just beyond reach, an unknown secret floating in the darkness).

    Oops, gotta run, I think that’s me mum on the phone…

    • First, you need to find a crossroad. Once you have found one you go there a 2:47 am and do the moonwalk back and forth across the road for 3 hours after which Old Scratch will appear initiate you into the illuminated society of illuminated illuminations. If it does not work the first time just keep on trying as Old Scratch is a very busy noncorporeal entity.

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  3. Step one realize you are living a lie. Step two now your naked in the garden. Step three don’t look at it. Step four Nazi soup served in a very fancy Egyptian take out box designed in Tibet.

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